News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:Google Intrusion Detection Problems by ben_jones on Monday August 22, 2016 @02:14PM (#12338216)
Personally I really value comments like this and therefore feel the need to point out that the statement "Our team mission is to Reduce Customer Anxiety." seems like a bullet point for a status meeting and likely does not convey the desired effect of such a post: to have a somewhat personal response from a normally faceless company.
Re:Google Intrusion Detection Problems by CaptSpify on Monday August 22, 2016 @02:35PM (#12338371)
It actually gives me the opposite feeling than probably intended: "We'd rather pay someone to post BS responses on social news sites, than dedicate someone to fix the problem."

I'm not saying that's actually what is happening, but it feels like it to me.

Re:Google Intrusion Detection Problems by blakeyrat on Monday August 22, 2016 @09:31PM (#12340724)
If people wanted their anxiety reduced, they'd sign up for a guided meditation group.

People want their accounts reactivated.