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Re:The Unfortunate Physics of Male Urination by taylodl on Wednesday August 17, 2016 @02:04PM (#12306788)
"Women want a way to keep the toilet and bathroom floor free of splashing urine, and so does Mrs. Wiener."

Mrs. Weiner. That got me chuckling like a 12 year-old boy!

Re:The Unfortunate Physics of Male Urination by mywittyname on Wednesday August 17, 2016 @02:56PM (#12307328)
They found the right woman for the interview!