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Re:The fight to cheat death is heating up by qbrass on Thursday August 11, 2016 @07:49PM (#12272561)
You could come up with a better ironic hell than that.

They walk outside, get assaulted by an angry mob of people opposed to the rich paying to live forever, and end up with locked-in syndrome for the next thousand years from the head trauma.

Re:The fight to cheat death is heating up by yolesaber on Thursday August 11, 2016 @09:10PM (#12272863)
I'm a terse man. Take pithy on me.