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Re:What Apple should tell you when you lose your iPhone by mavhc on Thursday August 04, 2016 @07:39AM (#12224831)
Could just phone the police, "Hello I'm an iphone, I am being stolen, my GPS coordinates are ..., and here's a photo of the face of the thief"
Re:What Apple should tell you when you lose your iPhone by AJ007 on Thursday August 04, 2016 @09:52AM (#12225457)
Or it could just shock the person holding it until they drop it and run away http://youtu.be/tMa-lwxXWjY

On a serious note, none of these options seem desirable if the Apple account is compromised.