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Re:The Quantum Origin of Time by philipov on Wednesday July 13, 2016 @08:49AM (#12085715)
I thought the canonical version of the joke was about a spherical cow[0].

0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow

Re:The Quantum Origin of Time by s_q_b on Thursday July 14, 2016 @01:59PM (#12095969)
Idealized spherical cows in a vacuum reduce to idealized spherical chickens in a vacuum if you work out the math ;)