This isn't really an inspiring criticism of Java. There are far better reasons to dislike Java than that it's not C.

Here is a decent reddit thread discussing why people don't like Java: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9dzpu/ask_reddi.... The most succint answer just links this: http://ws.apache.org/xmlrpc/apidocs/org/apache/xmlrpc/server...