From a scientific perspective, the study has plenty of value. Making models of how what you consume effects gastric emptying and urination patters... I could see that being super useful for, say, drug trials. How medicine travels through your digestive tract is important. Basic facts about the body's response to stiumli is important.

That is... as _long_ as you constrain yourself to only concluding the facts that are there. How fast your stomach empties and urination schedules ... these aren't facts the average person can draw any conclusions from.

Good for science, bad for stupid news articles.