The "hacker" simply used the DAO as it was meant to be used (i.e. according to the smart contract code), and deserves the funds. If there is a hard fork, I hope he sues slock.it for controlling the DAO, and for stealing the funds he is owed according to their own terms ("The contract is king").
Actually, the Bitcoin devs deserve a huge amount of credit for not attempting to "improve" the block reward or total supply during their multi-year bleed down from $1200->$200.
Step 2: Find someone foolish enough to accept the other side of the insurance contract, in a world where "insurance fraud" is no excuse
Step 3: Use Ethereum maliciously, stealing your own Ether under another identity
Step 4: Collect insurance
Step 5: Profit (in Ether)
Step 6: Good luck turning your Ether into actual money when people figure out how broken everything about it is
Is there any extant insurance company that would want to review my code in exchange for a lower premium?
If not, why would one be willing to do this for a flash-in-the-pan cryptocurrency, but not a useful, real-world device?