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Re:MongoDB queries don’t always return all matching documents by DoofusOfDeath on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @06:28AM (#11861242)
> You heard it here first folks. None of us know anything.

You've just taken the first step toward's web-scale enlightenment.

Re:MongoDB queries don’t always return all matching documents by chris_wot on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @06:56AM (#11861342)
There is no spoon?
Re:MongoDB queries don’t always return all matching documents by tremon on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @08:41AM (#11861800)
There can be only cloud.

Also, the cloud is Turing complete and has infinite tape.

Re:MongoDB queries don’t always return all matching documents by snaky on Wednesday June 08, 2016 @09:40AM (#11862189)
The Eternal Mainframe in the sky. With diamonds.

http://www.winestockwebdesign.com/Essays/Eternal_Mainframe.h...