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"Your identity has been stolen, sir"
"Uh, I don't believe it has. I'm me, and I always have been."
"Well, no, somebody came in and said they were you, and then they took all your money."
"And you believed them? That was foolish. It sounds like this is a bank robbery to me."
"No, no, no. We didn't get robbed. You got robbed. They took your money."
"But you gave it to them, right? Even though they weren't me. This still sounds like your screw up here."
edit: Ah ha, I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9ptA3Ya9E
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"Your identity has been stolen, sir"
"Uh, I don't believe it has. I'm me, and I always have been."
"Well, no, somebody came in and said they were you, and then they took all your money."
"And you believed them? That was foolish. It sounds like this is a bank robbery to me."
"No, no, no. We didn't get robbed. You got robbed. They took your money."
"But you gave it to them, right? Even though they weren't me. This still sounds like your screw up here."
edit: Ah ha, I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9ptA3Ya9E