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Re:If you care about privacy, you should not use Google Allo by Renner1 on Friday May 20, 2016 @05:53PM (#11741820)
> jury duty, a state-mandated intrusion into my most private information and thoughts

Which aspect of that statement do you find satirical?

Jury-duty forces someone to have an opinion on record about some contentious topic. By most accounts that is an intrusion into one's private information and thoughts.

Re:If you care about privacy, you should not use Google Allo by eevilspock on Friday May 20, 2016 @06:22PM (#11741992)
You won't and can't be forced. You can state your objections, and your refusal to make a public judgement, in which case you will not be selected to be on the jury. Even if some unreasonable judge still put you on the jury, you can refuse to vote guilty or not guilty, in which case there would be a hung jury. No court wants someone with such an attitude on a jury, so it won't ever get to this.