A judge can have you force fed, put into a straitjacket and spitguard, or have people put their fingers up your asshole and vagina. The idea that they can't get you to touch a piece of plastic is absurd. I'd be surprised if they wouldn't sedate you in order to do it. As someone who has been anally probed by the state, I find it pleasantly surprising that they even think they need a warrant to force you to put your finger wherever they want.

Do passwords really need to be simplified? Do we invariably have to envision the future as a place where we wave our arms around beams of light and gently touch secret symbols to make things work? Isn't that just a juvenile fantasy of being a magician? Was Excalibur the first touch ID?