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Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by vessenes on Monday April 25, 2016 @02:40PM (#11566304)
I can't tell if the pull quotes are satire or not. "With Gentoo, my 5s 0-60 is so much faster than your 5s 0-60."

Combined with the stated 3 day compile time, I'm thinking yes? Maybe?

Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by rhinoceraptor on Monday April 25, 2016 @02:52PM (#11566390)
It's a reference to this: https://fun.irq.dk/funroll-loops.org/
Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by vessenes on Monday April 25, 2016 @03:38PM (#11566742)
That's immediately what I thought of as well, but I didn't want to, um, insult the blogger.
Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by dsp1234 on Monday April 25, 2016 @02:50PM (#11566363)
It's satire.

"All those USE flags, CFLAGS, and optimizations are going to add speed to my car. My 5 second 0-60 will be faster than your 5 second 0-60!"

Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by Hemera- on Monday April 25, 2016 @04:32PM (#11567100)
If you look at the bottom of my blog you'll see that the captions and jokes are referencing http://funroll-loops.info/

I even took some of my favorites from there and modified them to reference Tesla, and that's what the captions are.

Re:Gentoo Tesla – T2 Edition by vessenes on Monday April 25, 2016 @06:11PM (#11567794)
Now you can feel doubly awesome since you successfully trolled me at the same time as you hacked your Tesla!