Am I the only one who gets the vibe that the author is not particularly well adjusted and is hoping that somehow this post goes viral and gets him a shot with that girl? Even the first paragraph doesn't exactly scream "emotionally stable".

I may be projecting, because that's totally something highschool-aged me would have done. But to me this reads as a transparent attempt at getting a girl's attention rather than any valuable insight about Tinder.

Edit: a word.