Capitalism:  Hey, Socialism.  Remember how you worked your ass off
    trying to make Communism happen?  From each according to ability,
    to each according to need?
  Socialism:  Ahhhh.  Don't remind me.
  Cap:  Check out what I did, as a hobby, after going home from work.
  Soc:  You... bastard.
  Cap:  To each according to need, from each according to how awesome I am.
  Soc:  I hate you.  You are literally the worst.  Most of those
    people aren't even *working*.
  Cap:  I'd love to talk more, but I need to be on Mars soon,
    on a rocket built without taxes.
  Soc:  Yeah, you'd better run!  Jerk.