> but the attempt to represent that wave function by approximately classical wave functions _has_ split.
Exactly. The problem is that people keep trying to view quantum physics through a classical lens.
Decoherence is simply the fact that a quantum state evolves to a point where it can no longer be mathematically represented as a tensor product state. I don't lose any sleep over that.
Even if you start with an approximately classical wave function, it may evolve into a state where it is no longer approximately classical. However, it might now be equal to the sum of _two_ approximately classical wave functions. Ie, two "universes".
So, the universal wave function hasn't split, but the attempt to represent that wave function by approximately classical wave functions _has_ split.