It's a fair point. In fact, I wrote a javascript library, http://intercoolerjs.org, to avoid writing a lot of javascript, so I have a somewhat ironic relationship with the language.

On the other hand, I also work on Gosu (http://gosu-lang.github.io/) which is has its own kitchen sink issues, so I believe I'm not being a troll, or at least not simply being a troll, when talking about language design.