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A comment on Cash: An absurdly small jQuery alternative for modern browsers. Parent comment
https://github.com/finom/balalaika/
If that's too much, there's an even more extreme version (379 chars):
https://github.com/finom/bala
> document.querySelectorAll('.my-selector')
https://github.com/finom/balalaika/
If that's too much, there's an even more extreme version (379 chars):
https://github.com/finom/bala