>Everyone is already a criminal if someone wants to look carefully enough

This is a pretty good quote. It reminded me of two more:

"Honest men have nothing to fear from the police" (said, presumably, by the prolific Anonymous), and

"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him" (said, presumably, by Cardinal Richelieu but possibly by the Roman philosopher Quintilian)