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Re:In Facebook’s Hometown, the First Responders Aren’t Local by guard-of-terra on Saturday March 26, 2016 @08:43PM (#11368251)
I think the described situation can be resolved in an elegant, Ankh-Morporkian style: Let's just start by burning down your house.
Re:In Facebook’s Hometown, the First Responders Aren’t Local by noir_lord on Sunday March 27, 2016 @05:04PM (#11371549)
Just sell him some inn-sewer-ants first. ;)