Fool! This "modern web" you speak of is nothing without me browsing it. It is not I who am missing out! Nay! It is the "modern web" that is diminished by my non-browsing of it!

They are punishing themselves! Why!?

No matter. I shall browse on, without Javascript, safe in the certitude that I am only missing the content of people too foolish, ignorant, or uncaring to use HTML and CSS properly.