It's been tried before. Google "CFAA flash cookies" or "Halperin v Text Enhance".
Didn't pan out. The plaintiffs typically fail to meet the $5k damage minimum within CFAA. I assume there are other strategies advertisers could use to defend it, but the $5k minimum is an easy path.
Edit: A snippet of an article about the Halperin case...
'the court says that it can’t aggregate the harm to other putative class members to satisfy the damage threshold unless the damage arises out of a “single act.” And that poses a problem as the complaint is currently pled. The surreptitious install of the program by thousands of consumers (and putative class members) is not a “single act,” so Halperin can’t rely on this “act” when aggregating. Halperin argued that he shouldn’t be subject to the no-aggregation rule.'
Additionally, if the botnet does what it typically does..that is, coordinate to attack a specific website, that sounds a lot like a "single act".
I'm not trying to argue with you, just noting that others have tried to persue your line of thought and failed.
Edit: Regarding "I'm just wondering how ads/trackers get such a pass from CFAA"
To date, they get a pass because nobody can show $5k damages for a "single act". Of course, that may not be the only defense strategy they could employ. It's worked well enough thus far that they haven't needed to argue anything else.
In the reverse direction, where an end user does something like "add some funny thing to the url" on a popular website, it's easy to show $5k of damages, because the target isn't one person's home PC.
That's arguably a huge bug in the legal system. Maybe there's a niche for private compensation services. Anonymously crowd-funded. Somali model.
Maybe this seems silly. Because we're all so used to it.
But think. If some kid gets access to foo.com, that's a crime, no? So how is it not a crime to access random users' devices without permission?