* Static images
* tastefully integrated
* Self hosted, so no networks tracking me worldwide
* No JS
I can still read in comfort. Much like newspapers and magazines used to be.I'd even be happy to click, and perhaps buy from ads like that.
This comes from someone who goes elsewhere rather than turn off noscript or uBlock. :)
Well done, you invented the future of online advertising. Oh, wait...
I gave up and installed ad block for my parents after they've complained about lewd ads on the local news website.
This is how its "above the fold" looks like without blocked ads (I put red outlines around parts that are content): http://imgur.com/7g5ZmcG
Right now there're no porn ads, but usually it serves them too.
I have a hosts file that blocks most of the ad servers but do not have any plugins within Firefox that disable js or block adverts. Your page looks complete - i.e. nothing showing 'unable to load' signs as one might expect. Privacy Badger shows 4 trackers (amber)...
cse.google.com www.google.com platform.twitter.com syndication.twitter.com
The adverts appear to be smallish static images with links back to office furniture companies &c.
I found the SpaceStor advert for their 'railway carriage' internal booth quite interesting so I clicked on it and was taken to a UK Web site - are you processing location information or did I just get lucky?
Interesting example to pass round.
If you dial the office browse are in to show tech companies there are a good portion that the audience here will recognize: http://officesnapshots.com/offices/?fwp_industry=technology
Didn't do any technical check, only verified visually.