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A comment on How I could have hacked any Facebook account. Parent comment
Step two: hack into Tim Cook's account (no idea if he uses FB)
Step three: publish rant about Apple rotten ideoligies/he quits
Step four: see APPL lose value for a day until this shit is sorted
Step five: profit
Or something like that
Step 7 - get out of jail and decide doing far less risky illegal stuff has a better expected payout.
Step two: hack into Tim Cook's account (no idea if he uses FB)
Step three: publish rant about Apple rotten ideoligies/he quits
Step four: see APPL lose value for a day until this shit is sorted
Step five: profit
Or something like that