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Re:Announcing SQL Server on Linux by masklinn on Monday March 07, 2016 @04:00PM (#11241620)
> ms sql is better than mysql.

That's one hell of a benchmark, up there with "eating paste is better than being on fire" and "missing a hand is better than missing a head".

> don't have much experience with postgres, but my money is still on mssql

Obviously, since postgres is FOSS.

Re:Announcing SQL Server on Linux by kelvin0 on Monday March 07, 2016 @04:06PM (#11241676)
If you ever become a comedian (unless you're already one) I will gladly shovel money at you to tell me jokes ... I was thinking the same thing, but could not express it as viscerally.