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Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by jbenz on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:17AM (#1109990)
A buddy of mine created this bad boy for us all to enjoy. Hopefully you don't find it too mean-spirited; it's all in good fun.

Also worth checking out: his "tech article comment generator" at blarworld.net.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by mortenjorck on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:08PM (#1110247)
I appreciate that it's meant in fun, but it does beg the uncomfortable question: Have we become so predictable?
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by jff on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:10PM (#1110255)
Yes.
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by mdg on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:09PM (#1110252)
"You're making yourself look like a total Luddite by discounting Web-2.0-oriented content-management-valued models techniques. It's true."

or something.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by tvon on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:26AM (#1110002)
"A fully functional Death Star in 5 lines of WebGL"

Good stuff.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by sketerpot on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:25PM (#1110292)
Lisp can do it in two:

    (with-sufficient-macrology
       (make-generic-star :type 'death))
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by MindTwister on Monday February 08, 2010 @04:45PM (#1110796)
Python can do it in one

    from past import deathstar
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by joshkaufman on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:14PM (#1110121)
Funny: "Ask HN: Am I crazy to attempt to understand common sense?"

Sad: "Ask HN: Should my company make unmarketable products?" and "Ask HN: How do you program vaporware?"

Accurate: "Ask HN: Does my startup need to try to market to potential customers?"

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by icey on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:03PM (#1110095)
This thing is psychic. It gave me a headline for a project I started working on this weekend!
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by lucifer on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:52PM (#1110492)
All that time for 9 lines of F#?
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by pierrefar on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:56PM (#1110221)
I can't wait for "Hacker News Headline Generator in 3 lines of Erlang"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by albertsun on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:58AM (#1110083)
Let me guess: A markov chain based text generator trained on a set of HN headlines from before.

Something else?

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by riklomas on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:02PM (#1110094)
Check out the source, it's randomly generated Javascript
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by eru on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:12PM (#1110405)
Of course the Markov-chain approach would also be worth trying.
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by redmage on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:50AM (#1110060)
"How I turned coding unicorn picture technology into a $12 million a year business"

Bonus points for madness!

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by ryanelkins on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:21PM (#1110425)
Interesting since I got "Ask HN: Does my startup need to steal unicorn picture technology?" followed up with "Review my startup: www.makeunicornpicturetechnology.org". Looks like that unicorn picture technology making guy finally hit the big time.
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by DanielBMarkham on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:53PM (#1110496)
It's a little-known fact, but lisp-driven unicorn picture technology is going to be the main driver of Web 4.0

Damn, I think I could make an HN comment generator.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by Deestan on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:11PM (#1110403)
I love the insane ones.

"Ask HN: Am I crazy to program the secrets of toast?"

"Ask HN: Can someone tell me how to steal common sense?"

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by joshkaufman on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:06PM (#1110103)
Classic: "How I turned stealing pointless iPhone apps into a $12 million a year business"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by bugs on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:51PM (#1110209)
It really needs to add things like:

How a kid/student made $20 million (mixergy interview)

or

How AMAZING BUSINESS was made with only $3.50.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by jaxc on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:54AM (#1110074)
"How I turned hating on unmarketable products into a $10 million a year business"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by vijaydev on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:48AM (#1110051)
"A Facebook clone in 9 lines of CSS" :-)
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by nek on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:25AM (#1110000)
"A '93 Ford Taurus in 8 lines of Megan-Fox-picture"

Hahaha

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by mambodog on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:35AM (#1110020)
"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 12 lines of Javascript"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by dutchflyboy on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:09PM (#1110112)
In that case, it probably uses FireMetal: "Introducing FireMetal: a Megan-Fox-picture platform optimizer"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by samd on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:28AM (#1110005)
Now someone needs to make a blog post generator to go along with the headlines.
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by DanielBMarkham on Monday February 08, 2010 @02:27PM (#1110441)
"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 14 lines of CSS"

That I'd pay to see.

Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by fs111 on Tuesday February 09, 2010 @02:16PM (#1112960)
"Ask HN: Who here actually trys to market unmarketable products?" lol
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by twism on Monday February 08, 2010 @11:42AM (#1110037)
"Review my startup: www.hackunmarketableproducts.com"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by syl on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:29PM (#1110301)
"Ask HN: Does my startup need to make common sense?"
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by tomwans on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:00PM (#1110231)
An Amazon clone in 9 lines of Megan-Fox-picture
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by tomwans on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:01PM (#1110234)
A Twitter clone in 13 lines of CSS
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by 100k on Monday February 08, 2010 @01:55PM (#1110363)
I enjoyed "An Amazon clone in 14 lines of Clojure" -- that would be something to see.
Re:Hacker News Headline Generator by peterwwillis on Monday February 08, 2010 @12:17PM (#1110129)
s/^.+(?= Generator)/Spam Subject/