Guess a username that isn't in use might be a more appropriate name for the game. And why do I care what you think I should be called anyway?

Bonus "this site is showing frequent pop-ups; do you wish to disable further alerts from this site?" Damn right I do.

Perhaps if the author had spent a little more on the UX and a little less on the pixelated UI then it would have been something I would have vested more time in.