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Re:CIA declassifies hundreds of UFO documents by seanp2k2 on Tuesday January 26, 2016 @12:40AM (#10971993)
Reticulating splines...

I've also done this in some programs I wrote as a teenager to solve math / physics homework to make it seem like it was doing more than it was.

Re:CIA declassifies hundreds of UFO documents by elboru on Tuesday January 26, 2016 @06:34AM (#10972892)
I used to do the same, I remember adding labels saying "Processing" inside a while and then adding a dot for every loop, just to make it look like a "real" program. Good old times.