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Re:Massachusetts Chief’s Tack in Drug War: Steer Addicts to ... by chei0aiV on Monday January 25, 2016 @11:34AM (#10968078)
CinderBnB, the jail-cell sharing economy.

Having trouble paying off your mortgage? House an inmate in your basement and earn over $20,000 per year!

Jails overcrowding? Facing budget cuts? Save money by outsourcing inmates to individual jailers!

Reviews:

"We were very hesitant to accept out first inmate, but with our medical bills, it seemed like the only other option was selling the house. Danny turned out to be a sweet young man. Really loves my home-made peach cobbler. I let him have the old PC; he says he uses it to watch educational videos." - Francine Humphrey

"The owner failed to lock the cell and the prisoner waked out the very first night. Edit: CinderBnB customer service was very understanding and offered a full reimbursement for search and recapture" - Sgt. Dale Flannigan

"My lawyer says that according to county law I technically qualify as a tenant, so once my term is up they'll need to evict me but can't keep me locked up" - Shawn Taylor

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