"lol, did you see that new hipster place with their freshly ground coffee/craft beers/ethical brunch/something gelato/ironic something."
"Yeah, totally. Bloody hipsters everywhere! Can't stand them..."
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"Their brunch is pretty good though..."
"Yeah, well I mean everyone loves brunch..."
"And they've got this smokey larger thing which is totally the bomb!"
"I know! And they've got this crispy bacon thing you can get with the beer tasting menu...with references to my favourite internet/pop-culture thing in this delightfully subversive/kinda ironic way...like the thing I've got at home/on my desktop/on my desk"
"...We should totally check it out this weekend."
"Yeah...those hipsters though...can't stand em."
"I know. Bloody hipsters everywhere we go. What's up with that?"
"Self-taught all-around software-guy in his 20s. Just moved out to California. Passionate about software, psychology, self-sustaining systems, and business. Dabble in everything else (philosophy, go, reverse-engineering, painting, writing, chess, meditation, music, DVORAK). Preference for writing in fragments rather than sentences. ;)"
Obviously, philosophy is only worth attacking if you studied it formally.