The only remaining isolated groups of hominids are tribes deep in the Amazon, and on a few remote islands. We know about every one of them, yet, these giant apes can roam the woods, just outside of town, and they've never been scientifically documented. Who always finds them? Profiteers and mystics. Hrmmm.

A tiny teapot orbits the Sun, somewhere in space between the Earth and Mars. Let me be the first to say that bigfoot threw Russell's teapot into space. You can't prove me wrong, so it must be true.

Now for the big question: Why is this conversation happening on Hacker News?