Re:Zenefits CEO responds to rumors of company's struggles
by to3m on Thursday November 19, 2015 @06:49AM
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Our research on the relationship between employee proximity and shareholder returns suggests suggests that optimal return will result from compressing employees into a hypersolid. 0.01mm^3 of employees could then generate between $10e788 and $11e788. Despite the massive energy requirements, ROI is still substantially positive, but gravitational effects at this scale make safe containment tricky.
When optimizing for input cost, a reasonable solution for most purposes turns out to be: pack them like battery hens.
When optimizing for input cost, a reasonable solution for most purposes turns out to be: pack them like battery hens.