Back in the day, Myspace would embed any arbitrary CSS you pasted into your profile. I'm not suggesting Hacker News make itself that hackable (it would be hilarious, though, if they added that "feature" to the thread submission form) but it seems like it should be a bit more hackable than it is, given its nature.
Also, the orange bar is basically the single visual element that makes HN HN, so I don't know why people would even like to customize it...
There's some mystery here.