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Re:Pacemaker explosions in crematoria by camperman on Wednesday November 18, 2015 @06:48AM (#10587160)
Iain Banks uses this as a hilarious opening line to The Crow Road:

"It was the day my grandmother exploded."

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Re:Pacemaker explosions in crematoria by RogtamBar on Wednesday November 18, 2015 @08:27AM (#10587533)
The odds of getting blown up and getting into the news are still roughly parallel to winning in lottery.

So, it's still pretty funny I say. Grandmas don't explode..

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Re:Pacemaker explosions in crematoria by corin_ on Wednesday November 18, 2015 @09:23AM (#10587804)
Given it's not even in reference to terrorist attacks, I don't find it in any way offensive personally. And I was pretty shaken up by how close to me the Paris attacks were.
Re:Pacemaker explosions in crematoria by fabulist on Wednesday November 18, 2015 @10:02AM (#10588045)
Let's try not to let terrorism enter _every_ conversation.
Re:Pacemaker explosions in crematoria by camperman on Wednesday November 18, 2015 @11:45AM (#10588847)
Well, quite. Obviously there's absolutely no difference between a comment about a pacemaker exploding during the cremation process used to comic effect in a work of fiction and a real suicide bomber.

I'd suggest not using the arj utility to 'explode' any old archives during this difficult period until such time as you feel more able to cope. If you absolutely must, then I'm sure PTSD counseling is available.