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Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by 7Figures2Commas on Tuesday November 03, 2015 @10:07PM (#10504327)
> Thus, the extrapolation that they have no idea where any of the total budget went.

This is patently false. We know where the money went. Toilet seats. Lots and lots of (very comfortable) toilet seats[1].

[1] http://articles.latimes.com/1986-07-30/news/vw-18804_1_nut

Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by michaelhoffman on Tuesday November 03, 2015 @10:29PM (#10504403)
The infamous "toilet seats" were actually what people would usually think of as a whole toilet without the plumbing parts. And they were specialized pieces that had to fit in a very specific place on a combat aircraft and meet lots of exacting specifications.

Saying the military paid $640 for the same kind of toilet seat you might put on your toilet at home is more than a little misleading.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_seat#US_Navy.27s_.22.24...

Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by mikekchar on Wednesday November 04, 2015 @12:17AM (#10504747)
Not the kind of toilet seat you are talking about, but you can easily spend that kind of money for a home toilet seat: https://www.liftcaregiving.com/shop/products/urinary-tract-i... (Not an endorsement -- I just grabbed it at random from a Google search).

I actually do have a similar type of toilet seat (as do most other people in Japan). Some optional extras you can get on toilet seats include a heated seat (highly recommended if you don't have heat in your house) and a fan that vents odours.

There are only 2 furnishings in my house that I wouldn't give up. One is the toilet seat and the other is a bath that pours itself and maintains a constant temperature with a recirculating pump. Worth every penny and more.

Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by 7Figures2Commas on Tuesday November 03, 2015 @10:31PM (#10504412)
Thanks for the clarification. I'm assuming you probably can't help me find a sarcasm detector for $640?
Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by nevdka on Tuesday November 03, 2015 @11:03PM (#10504524)
Re:Pentagon Has No Idea Where $800M Went by PhasmaFelis on Wednesday November 04, 2015 @04:10AM (#10505372)
> Lots and lots of (very comfortable) toilet seats

If they were made for the military, I can just about guarantee that they weren't at all comfortable no matter how much they cost.