I am not, because I´m Google, but let see, what other people say about themselves.

"Under my coat is a weary heart, but a kind one - one that would do nobody any harm."

Two Gun Crowley:

http://swordandscale.com/francis-two-gun-crowley/

"I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man."

Al Capone