News for hackers. Stuff that matters.

A comment on Patent US5443036 – Method of exercising a cat. Parent comment

Re:Patent US5443036 – Method of exercising a cat by chris_wot on Friday October 23, 2015 @07:13AM (#10437869)
Patent US6025810 (Hyper-light-speed antenna):

"A method to transmit and receive electromagnetic waves which comprises generating opposing magnetic fields having a plane of maximum force running perpendicular to a longitudinal axis of the magnetic field; generating a heat source along an axis parallel to the longitudinal axis of the magnetic field; generating an accelerator parallel to and in close proximity to the heat source, thereby creating an input and output port; and generating a communications signal into the input and output port, thereby sending the signal at a speed faster than light."

(emphasis mine)

http://www.google.com.au/patents/US6025810

[ Parent | on HN ]
Re:Patent US5443036 – Method of exercising a cat by madaxe_again on Friday October 23, 2015 @07:41AM (#10437948)
It also apparently makes your plants grow faster, from the claims. Going by the sheer level of crackpottery going on in there, I think I can guess what kind of plants grew faster.
[ Parent | on HN ]