That deals with only one criminal law: http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/113/2314
The code is:
> Whoever transports, transmits, or transfers in interstate or foreign commerce any goods, wares, merchandise, securities or money, of the value of $5,000 or more, knowing the same to have been stolen, converted or taken by fraud; or ....
Face it, you're a fringe view.