Not possible; they interpret their mandate as universal.

By stating your intent to not be noticed, you have drawn their eyes.

Why else would you want that if you aren't trying to hide something?

It's a pretty safe bet that everyone here - a forum called "hacker news" which discusses, among other things, the several aspects of online security - is already on a watch list. The idea is to not promote yourself even further in their attention.

What is the first non-interesting integer? If it's N, then N becomes interesting, as the first non-interesting integer.

I was so uninteresting I became interesting.