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Re:Volkswagen Emissions Investigation Zeroes in on Two Engin... by rodgerd on Monday October 05, 2015 @06:31PM (#10335490)
Try telling your accountant "I want to pay less tax and I don't care how you do it."

When you're audited, have fun claiming you didn't know that you were committing tax evasion.

Try buying something for a ridiculously low price down the pub. When the police come to take the stolen goods away, try claiming you didn't realise something selling for a tenth of its value was stolen.

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