Postscript: You have to love a FAQ that's so old it contains bits like this.

11. I do not have FTP. How do I get all this great stuff?

There is an FTP email server at [email protected]. Send email with a subject and body text of "help" (without the quotes) for more information on its usage. Note that many FTP email gateways are shutting down due to abuse.

Or BF Joust:

https://esolangs.org/wiki/BF_Joust