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say --voice='?' | perl -lane 'my $v = $F[0]; system("say -v $v \"Hi $ENV{'USER'}\"")'
for voice in `say --voice="?" | awk '{print $1}'`; do say -v $voice "Hello $USER, I'm $voice"; done