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Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by jakarta on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @02:13PM (#1010521)
This article is funny.

It seems like both candidates worked at an investment firm, but neither were promoted for anything related to doing what investment firms are supposed to do -- finding good opportunities to invest in.

The 'good' candidate merely figured out how to use excel better and become a manager. The other guy completed tasks and made friends with fellow analysts.

I have to say, I doubt this place was training their analysts to be good stock pickers and instead pumped out mediocre returns while gobbling up fees off of their clients/investors.

Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by DenisM on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @02:43PM (#1010591)
Excel is the most dangerous weapon available to an aspiring carierist, I have accidentally used it myself to a great advantage. To understand this phenomenon you have to look at the world though the eyes of a manager: they have tons of smart people coming up with tons of interesting but not well-articulated or substantiated ideas - heavy on opinion light on tangibles. How can a manager pick good ideas out of endless stream? If he understood what you do he wouldn't need you to be there. So if you show up with actual data in Excel they love you right away.
Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by Tawheed on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @02:29PM (#1010556)
Here is probably how I'd break it down (based on what I've seen my friends in the finance industry do): Analyst = excel grunt work VP = budget grunt work Senior VP = investment work
Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by jakarta on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @04:06PM (#1010806)
It depends on the fund. All funds are different so it is tough to generalize, especially since they widely vary in size and responsibility.

I have a good friend that works for a large mutual fund who already pitches stocks to the PMs. Other guys I know are simply excel monkeys.

In investment banking, it is a bit different. Analysts and Associates are excel jockeys with the job translating towards sales/deal sourcing as you climb up the ladder.

Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by FreeRadical on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @03:29PM (#1010716)
This is very true, the junior levels are all about being an 'excel monkey'.
Re:How To Rise Fast At Work: A True Story by toby on Tuesday December 22, 2009 @06:30PM (#1011078)
"neither were promoted for anything related to doing what investment firms are supposed to do -- finding good opportunities to invest in."

"instead pumped out mediocre returns while gobbling up fees off of their clients/investors."

Your words succinctly capture the true nature of almost all financial services firms.