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why?

just another smug navel-gazing twenty-something who is engaging the age-old conceit of false humility

since she's already got a full schedule of clients, she's decided to offer up this pithy little bon mot of narcissism veiled as honest advice

let me summarize the next ten thousand blog posts that will emerge from the tumblrverse and their brethren:

"pffffft" (make eye rolling gesture)