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Turn off its wifi.

Disconnect the ethernet.

HDMI from a Pi or similar.

The minimum standard for a Smart TV to work like a TV.

Are you referring to the one line comment you wrote, or do you write for The Register and that was your story submitted?

10000 visitors an hour is less than 3 per second.

30000 visitors per day is 20 per minute.

With stats like that, break out an AWS XL and ensure your Lambdas are ready.