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Re:US boy names that became girl names and vice versa on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:00PM (#50341838)
Ha, you had me at "person". As if people review resumes anymore!
Re:Java's new AOT cache feature is in a rough state on Thursday October 29, 2026 @05:07PM (#50296009)
I spent a couple weeks trying to bolt this on to our setup to support a more serverless style approach. OpenJ9 (sadly) really didn't work out well, perhaps we run in a way they don't optimize for. Azul and OpenJDK's approaches helped - but it is quite intrusive (you need a profiling run), and the absolute benefits aren't that great. It's mostly doing classpath stuff at present, and not really AOT work on machine code (though that is in the pipeline).

All in all, I wasn't particularly impressed with the outcome. Obviously GraalVM has more headroom, but that's an even more intrusive change.

When compared with a Rust port of our service, the delta of the efforts is absolutely astronomical. Ridiculous performance, near-instant startup, radically less memory consumption. I mean - duh - but nonetheless, when I contrast the effort vs payback, it's very hard for me to want to invest so much in techniques that have so little payback (graal) when I can put that into an approach that leaves me in a much better place long-term.

If I had mountains of legacy, obviously I couldn't do that, but in my situation it seems like a much more attractive option.

They were early movers and established a lot of the patterns in the space, but I just don't see them holding on to this lead. Spark/Hadoop is really so damn inefficient that something like DuckDB shows where that overhead is, and it's extreme in many cases.
What I don't understand is why they didn't build this project on top of DuckLake instead - from my shallow analysis they vibe coded up a fake Databricks in Python.

Not that I'd use it, I want to avoid Databricks - the Duck ecosystem is far more compelling for my modest needs, and handles local develop a lot better (IMO).

Truly dark.

The issue is there are SO MANY people who stop at the conclusion "batteries are expensive, dirty, use rare materials and are fueled by slave labour" - this level of understanding is ubiquitous in my experience. What I never hear is "compared to what" - like how does the full lifecycle analysis of those batteries IN CONTEXT compare to the status quo?

Or the folks that extend that argument to "EVs are bad". Without even considering the energy mix that they rely on. If you're not even interested in doing a single ounce of research and thinking, you're not making a point - you're regurgitating corporate propaganda.

We did this many years ago for remote First Nations sites with an energy monitoring startup I worked for - saving them enormous sums of money (and carbon!) in the process. It's actually quite amazing how low some of the low hanging fruit is once you start looking.
Re:Are stochastic parrots alive? on Thursday October 29, 2026 @12:57PM (#50292241)
When did it become "alive"? GPT-3? What is the threshold at which we consider something to be living. Is this a matter of complexity alone?

How alive is a collection of a dozen transistors? A million, billion, trillion? We can't just claim something is alive without being very specific about _why_ we believe it to be alive. The article's suggestion doesn't even begin to mention that.

If it's not enabled by default, "disabled" is the natural state, no?

Or is this more intrusive than I imagine?

Re:Gemini 4 Carbon on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @05:25PM (#50281117)
You're in-between tiers, and thus don't exist. Please wait 4 days between washing and try again.
Re:GPT-6.1 Terra on Monday October 26, 2026 @04:47PM (#50250693)
This kind of heuristic is actually extremely useful - and mostly what I try to develop over a couple weeks as the new models come out. I would love if we could get a fairly standardized take like this on the regular.

Of course we have far too many benchmarks (of questionable utility), but it would be helpful to get OpenAI's take on where it slots in, and how the landscape changes as these get rolled out.

Re:MiniMax M3.1 Flash on Monday October 26, 2026 @04:27PM (#50250433)
I have found Fireworks to not be so stellar myself lately - I'm having a better time on BaseTen, but I only just started dabbling around there. Definitely the supposed speeds of Fireworks (that I never saw) are actually available there.
I listen to a niche green energy podcast, and the lady has such a creaky voice that I can barely stand it.

I think there's a generational judgement part of it, and some hearing damage that makes it harder to understand their words on the very low/creaky end.

Not to mention, it can cause real problems for your vocal chords. A little bit is entirely natural, and I don't really notice it in most men, but a lot of young(er) women seem to go overboard on it (in my opinion).

Re:We should be more ambitious with the software we build on Monday October 26, 2026 @03:01PM (#50249210)
Lucky for us, the embedded folks don't take security too seriously! You don't need to be a garden variety hacker when your LLM can handle the drudgery for you.
Re:We should be more ambitious with the software we build on Monday October 26, 2026 @02:56PM (#50249127)
But this is precisely it - when you combine some kind of fidelity with software development (so you can guide the LLM well), with some kind of depth of knowledge in a domain (probably a niche domain) you can do amazing things.

I'm currently experimenting with some custom hardware + software, composed in a way that seems novel, for a niche domain. This is with a new kid coming soon. There's just no way I would have crossed the activation threshold to do that without having LLMs provide assistance.

Wait, are you asking "Where's the disruption" when we have a couple folks vibe coding replacements for Adobe's whole stack, as well as things like Autodesk Fusion 360? Are you serious? Then you say things are being "vibe coded" away ... well, what is it? Sounds to be like the moats of the large corps are being dissolved, and that those who can ship working software - will.

"software is getting cheaper" - and easier to make, but it hasn't lifted all of the other constraints. Guess who's well positioned to understand what those constraints are and to work well in this new landscape? Answer: they didn't go to business school.

I use a terrible investment platform that purposefully nerfs the web app so you are forced to use the mobile app.

For something like a bank, I think they ought to be mandated to offer a functional website, yes. A slick app is nice too, but not if it’s the only option, specifically designed to steal my data and spy on me.

I'm absolutely going to hate talking to these things as customer service agents, with fake vocal fry and odd amounts of intonation and emotion peppered in.

For sure there's gonna be people falling in love with them though! I find all the anthropomorphization creepy though.

I've been playing with the fast mode on BaseTen - clearly a different cost bracket, but WOW - the speed is phenomenal! A real game changer to be able to stay in flow.
That definitely matches my experience, I have found Astra to be more capable than many other benchmarks show, have been very impressed with Argon for text, and generally like Sol. I find Haiku and Sonnet to be not worth my time as compared to the speed and cheapness of something like DeepSeek.

The only exception on the chart is DeepSeek - it scores exceptionally low there, which doesn't exactly track my experience. It usually does what you tell it to, and it's not exceptionally intelligent, but I do find it quite good at what it does (the bulk of code, scripting, etc). I know a lot of folks like it too ... curious if I'm just not exploring the simpler models enough?

Re:GitLab CVSS 10.0 Integer Overflow issue on Wednesday October 21, 2026 @06:11PM (#50188370)
I recently jammed all my stuff behind Tailscale. I sure hope that doesn't burn me.

But it's a lot better than having things live on the open internet!

Also looking at those old C++ services a whole lot differently now.

So many questions!

What exactly is an LLM sellout? Someone who sees the world moving toward it?

Wouldn't Rust be a sellout too?

Why is Scala an LLM sellout?

Re:MiniMax M3.1 Flash on Monday October 19, 2026 @03:11PM (#50156637)
I pay API rates via OpenRouter / Fireworks, and I find it challenging to hit the $20 mark.

If I was to do anywhere near that kind of work on Anthropic, I'd find myself running out of tokens, waiting days to continue working, and leaning on their el-crap models to try to avoid running out again. This happens all the time.

This way I get to leverage DS for nearly all my work, benefit from its far superior latencies, and I still get to lean on OpenAPI / Anthropic or whatever SOTA models I want when I need them.

The only time that really falls down is if I'm doing huge amounts of real novel work, which hasn't been the case for a while.

Re:Free Pascal compiler now supports dynamic packages on Sunday October 18, 2026 @08:03PM (#50146801)
I was doing exactly that some 27 years ago for my first internship. It has been a disappointment ever since seeing how little many other environments have prioritized tight feedback loops. Outside of dynamic stuff, mainly.
Re:DeepSeek: DeepSeek v4.1 Flash 1017 on Sunday October 18, 2026 @01:18PM (#50143116)
That line of reasoning ... everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it.

Seriously - appeal to authority is a fallacy, unless it's an appeal to an authority that I happen to agree with? It's hard to take you seriously.

So then we shouldn’t be talking about AI either? No contentious topics for HN?
Re:Leaving Tech on Thursday October 15, 2026 @02:53PM (#50108472)
That has ALWAYS been a huge problem in our industry. But HR is the blessed role, and by God, we must not violate the org chart, no matter the cost. And oh the cost!
Re:Leaving Tech on Thursday October 15, 2026 @02:50PM (#50108429)
I do find I’m getting dumber in particular ways. Does that matter? Well probably - thinking logically is important, and writing code is a sure way to exercise that. I might just have a day a week I force myself to code something hard. But I can’t deny I like operating above all the drudgery.

And holy shit is AI ever a potential for harm when wielded by someone that doesn’t show sufficient restraint (ie: think). I think that’s my biggest problem the last year or so.

Unfortunately I know too well the kinds of crap involved (!) with those labour jobs. I’ll hold on until I have to jump ship. Perhaps a bad idea, but it’s where I’m at.

Re:Leaving Tech on Tuesday October 13, 2026 @12:01AM (#50066506)
I dunno - the abstraction level is going up, that's all. You still have to know all the techy bits, if you don't you're going to have a hard time and get eclipsed by someone that does.

At least that's how it is today. But last year it was barely even worth using. Next year? Really hard to say, but it feels like it's plateauing to me. Depends on the day you ask though.

Will we be entirely replaced? Maybe. Or it'll get close enough to the "no code" wet dream of a few years back, and you'll have enough low cost LLM kiddies that the whole notion of the highly paid software engineer is just a dead end.

And then what? ... I kind of hate whatever this career is now anyway, I wouldn't mind doing something else, but I'm addicted to that sweet sweet cheese!

Re:Leaving Tech on Monday October 12, 2026 @11:56PM (#50066472)
You can do what all our applicants did - just have AI answer all of our interview questions for you, and collect a couple paycheques until we finally fire you. Rinse and repeat.

I mean ... don't do that. But we have been BOMBARDED with this, literally 100% of our pipeline was fake until we rejigged it a bunch. I wonder how much of peoples challenges are just that the scammers are making the job hunting environment a market for lemons?

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