suicidespam

We need the reverse ... spam your social networks with your real-world suicide, as explored at http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=831537.

my high school colleagues voted me "most likely to go insane." i've been too long repressed, time to let what lurks come forth.

purely for artistic purposes and social commentary, do not take this too seriously ...

* welcome to the "anti-social" web

* http://www.suicidespam.com

* website caters to those who really hate the world, this life, and want to get out ...

* ... and to make the biggest splash they possibly can in the process

* website offers high-quality, expensive video/audio equipment, great high-power wireless/satellite IP services connectivity, and great battery life

* website customers purchase the equipement (they're about to kill themselves, they'll charge $15,000 to their credit card, no problem)

* they record their own suicide with the equipment

* beforehand they register 100, 200, 500 e-mail address of their dear friends, relatives, immediate family (intro, premier, and gold levels)

* the equipment transmits their suicide to central servers ...

* which then uploads HD video of their suicide to youtube.com ...

* ... and makes sure their 100, 200, or 500 contacts gets direct links to watch their suicide

* ... plus 500,000 additional random e-mail addresses

revenue potential is excellent ... suiciders don't care about debt, they'll pay anything!! this will be a viral product!! spread by word-of-death!!

i'd like to pitch this seriously at some VC conference. let me into y-combinator or tech-crunch or some other startup contest. i'm sure someone will take me up on the proposal!