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It's like the signed the "Let's be as evil as possible" pledge around 2016 isn't it. It's not just enshitification, it is evilshitification.

One thing that is mildly interesting about AI writing style is that all the major models use the exact same style. It is pretty foul smelling.

Such AI Prose Wow. It's Not A fucking horrible writing it's an abhorrent word spasm.

It actually sounds like they intend on doing some dr freakenstein shit, really horrible things to dogs including terminal experimentation. Palmer Luckey is fucking evil.

They simply could buy a bunch of breeding pairs and create a robust breeding kennel economy in the united states but instead they are going to fuck with their genes and probably implant tech and claim they will ship in a couple of years.

Wait so people take "Ransomware Negotiation Firms" as a legitimate business? Isn't it incredibly plainly in site that they are all in on it? Seriously WTF why have they been allowed to exist and operate when they are de facto collaborators?

This should be taught more. I can imagine some uniformed people trying to interfere with raising the legs.

Only $5K when you saved them millions. Pretty cheap!

I agree and Sam Altman and the others lie about it. They let the agents do it and no doubt were watching with popcorn the whole time.

Why can't we have dumb appliances please. It used to be a Joke used to sell java claiming it would be great in your toaster...

Apple has always been a hellacious nag! It is obscene.

Why don't people hate this as much and riot with torches like they do against flock?

How long until these links are swimming with malware?

Facebook is really upping their total evil alignment.

They don’t care if they are hated.

Go Go DUck Maaan.

Even if the backend is bing, they have somehow made it work. It's is a weird bonus for Microsoft.... If they don't try to copy google they can finally get some search market share!

LOL.

Hopefully this will inspire new teams to create indexed based search alternatives that are free and not enshitified, like google used to be in the early 2010s.

Too bad they are not including the script writing, some people pass on the visual but you can tell in 10 seconds or less it was written by AI - or an AI voice that is reading AI written slop.

I would not mind either one if it was quality. But it's NOT this, it's sloppy that!

I personally never truste Jimmy Wales. Oh I didn't realize he is behind the "Fandom" sewer too.

It is pretty sad that google has embraced enshitification for search results for what more than 10 years of decline now? And then this.

DuckDuckGo is about to surge!

Hey it's no biggie they are exempt from all rules, norms, and principals. Their customers love it even more when rules are broken so this is more like a bonus for them.

this is so amazing and brilliant display of the enshitification wow they won't fire the right people gauranteed maybe a slightly smaller ``bonus``

barf but it at least opens up the playing field for new startups that want to provide good old index search and try to beat them where they left off when search still worked 8 years ago before they hired the yahoo POS execs that enshitified the service.

Oh thanks woops I have not been following closely enough. Still it's an AI written whine! :)

And even this fact is irrelevant since this is a developer branch experiment and people are only guessing and making assumptions. It's more my language is beader bravado bullshit.

needs prescription for zig drama copium

did he use his teen age girl vocal fry from 2012, in court?

Dude gets A++ on penmanship, seriously someone should make a font.

It's not fake? Why do you think it is fake?

It's a complete fabrication.

They do not care about customers because they are the customer and users are hostages. They only care about hostage count and other shitty metrics.

So is this a door-knocking bitcoin robbery game?

Microsoft is famous for choosing terrible names but how could they be this terrible.