robotron9000

Well I'll be damned. Although he hasn't actually written a novel in a long time either. Also, maybe if he did read a novel he might realise why quotation marks exist.

Also, to be fair to Dan Brown, I read the entirety of The DaVinci Code and actually enjoyed myself quite a lot.

> Of his novels, he said: “This is the kind of fiction I would read if I read fiction.”

Well that explains a lot.