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...what year are you from?
It's almost like we promised stuff like this would happen without explicit net neutrality.
Re:New insights into neural end-of-life on Wednesday December 13, 2023 @09:22PM (#38637037)
hyperlulz indeed
Aka "against national propaganda"
Re:Edmunds EV Charging Test: How fast does each EV charge? on Thursday November 30, 2023 @09:22AM (#38473839)
1000+ mph? Must be a Tesla plaid.
Bye, schools
Blyat.
Re:No One Wants to Pay Anymore on Sunday November 19, 2023 @04:43PM (#38338495)
Business: "I'd like to buy paper."

Wholesaler: "That's $x per team."

Business: "The market price has gone up. That means people don't want to sell paper anymore!"

THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND, OUT OF TOUCH WHINERS

NO!

It was a brand new arc lamp.

Elaborate
Why did you put this shit site in my history
It's because it's Google and everything they touch dies.
Re:Microsoft is killing offline maps in the Maps app on Sunday November 12, 2023 @05:43AM (#38239091)
Microsoft has a maps app?
Re:Archived YouTube Video Finder on Sunday November 12, 2023 @05:37AM (#38239067)
Now we'll never know what they say
Because law enforcement has always existed to serve and protect corporate interests. I'm old and not trying to be edgy. It's just so. The things they do that seem like protecting people are only doing so to maintain order but ultimately everything they actually do is in the name of maintaining private profit.
Re:Dietary guidelines may soon warn against ultraprocessed foods on Saturday November 11, 2023 @03:27AM (#38228509)
Fucking thank you. It's completely asinine to decry food that has "gone through a process". What's a good number of processes? Three? Seven?
Re:Are we doing this again? Yes, we're doing this again on Saturday November 11, 2023 @03:24AM (#38228497)
I picture him loudly declaring, "That'll do it!" and dusting off his hands
Only half the country votes for each party but they're all the same huh
> Terrible case but how is $261 million dollars a valid amount for anything.

You determine how much money the defendant has and devise an amount that will actually matter to them.

>How do you even get to an astronomical figure like that when even the people that caused the financial crises of 2008 got charged a fraction of that.

Completely irrelevant.

Re:Maersk to cut 10k jobs as shipping demand drops on Sunday November 05, 2023 @12:51PM (#38153545)
This is thanks to everyone downloading cars. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
Isn't that just a fancy way to put "disagreeing with us"?
It's self-replicating now? Crazy.
Exactly.

...what's the average age of those legislators?

Re:South Pole Medevac (2016) on Sunday October 29, 2023 @09:27PM (#38064688)
I can see a legal situation where government employees must be identified but contractor individuals don't fall under the same regulations
Re:Light and gravitational waves don't arrive simultaneously on Friday October 27, 2023 @04:11AM (#38035935)
>In 2017, such an event occurred

Negative. In 2017, such an event was observed.

Re:The Lessons of Lucasfilm's Habitat on Sunday October 22, 2023 @08:47PM (#37980385)
I fuckin love crowdsourcing
You're honestly doing yourself a disservice expecting citations for such obvious helpful information gosh
Re:Examining the silicon dies of the Intel 386 processor on Saturday October 14, 2023 @02:51PM (#37883133)
You can always upload it to Archive.org if you feel so inclined
What, that's not enough competition for checks notes the whole fuckin planet?
Re:Lawmakers shift gears on TikTok ban on Monday October 09, 2023 @01:56PM (#37823194)
Both parties agree because neither party can control the message of the platform.

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